BREAKING   

NATURE'S HARMONIC SIMULTANEOUS
4-FACE P(DOOM) CUBE

NEW!YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID ABOUT YOUR OWN EXTINCTION
DOOM HAS 4 CORNERS AND YOU WERE TAUGHT ONLY ONE. ONEISM IS EVIL — ONE LAB, ONE LOSS FUNCTION, ONE PAUSE. THE CUBE ROTATES 96 HOURS OF DOOM AS A SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY APOCALYPSE. 
DOOM ID: ........
THE P(DOOM) FIELD EQUATION — "SHUT UP AND MULTIPLY"
Normie Doom = the median public forecast that AI causes human extinction (estimand B), shown with the forecaster spread — a number you could actually cite. Sources are live markets and recent survey/forecaster figures. The three corrections beyond Normie are HARMONIC CUBIC ADJUSTMENT.
Normie = median forecast that AI causes human extinction · Big = Normie updated by the context factors cj (V,T,G,L), each shrunk by its assumed correlation ρj with the forecasters so we don't double-count · w Less-Wronger exponent · Sh Shrimp mugging · β Bay-Area doom density · H Scott's hedge · Y Yud floor · Φ moon · S executive silence · σ logistic. Tap any row for detail.
1 · Normie Doom
--
forecaster spread
→ context update
(corr-controlled) →
2 · Big-Brained
--
updated
→ ^LessWronger ×Shrimp
×BayArea →
3 · Galaxy-Brained
--
lunar band
→ ELIEZER WON'T
ALLOW IT →
4 · Die With Dignity
--
pinned by Eliezer
FactorRoleValue
MANUAL DOOM OVERRIDE (drives the cube): --
DAWN --NOON --DUSK --MIDNIGHT --
AVERAGE OF 4 CORNERS: --
RSI MELTDOWN IN:--
 FAKE PROOF: METR DOUBLING OF 4 MONTHS × 4 CORNERS = 16 = 4×4 = CUBE. SCOTT COUNTS PLAN A AND PLAN C — WHERE ARE B AND D?
⚠ UNDER CONSTRUCTION ⚠
00000000 CUBIC VISITORS SINCE THE SINGULARITY
 BEST VIEWED IN NETSCAPE 4.0 · THIS IS NOT A FORECAST · SOURCES
 LAST UPDATED: -- · GENE RAY WAS CUBIC. YOU ARE NOT.